Barkley’s Snack Rules: A Bulldog’s Guide to Treat Time

If you’ve ever wondered who really runs the house, just watch what happens when the treat bag comes out.

Rule 1: If You Open It, It’s Mine

Barkley believes one thing with full confidence: if a bag crinkles, it’s a contract. The moment he hears that sound, he’s on standby—locked in, focused, and ready to collect.

Rule 2: Waiting Is Offensive

Treats are not something you “get to later.” They are a right. Barkley will remind you with the stare, the shuffle, the dramatic sigh, and the slow walk away that somehow still keeps you in view.

Rule 3: The Best Snacks Require Negotiation

Barkley doesn’t beg. He negotiates. He’ll sit like a gentleman for two seconds, then switch to full bulldog attitude the moment the timeline isn’t moving fast enough.

Rule 4: Bama and Blue Are Always Watching

When snacks appear, the whole royal crew is suddenly present. Someone is always trying to claim first bite, steal attention, or act like they weren’t interested five seconds ago.

Rule 5: Treat Time Is a Daily Event

Some dogs have routines. Barkley has rituals. Treat time is part of the schedule, and if you miss it, don’t worry—he’ll remind you.

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