“If Dogs Could Talk: 10 Things Your Dog Is DEFINITELY Thinking!”
Have you ever looked at your dog and thought:
“I KNOW you have something to say.”
We certainly have.
Actually, we’re pretty sure King Barkley and Prince Bama have entire conversations behind our backs. 😂
So today we’re translating Bulldog language.
Here are 10 things your dog would probably tell you if they could talk.
1. “I haven’t eaten in 47 years.”
Translation:
Breakfast was approximately 45 minutes ago.
Apparently, starvation is imminent.
2. “Why are you eating without me?”
Dogs don’t understand why humans insist on buying food that isn’t automatically shared with them.
You have food.
They have a mouth.
Seems simple. 😂
3. “Yes, I heard you calling me.”
They heard you.
They just weren’t finished doing whatever they weren’t supposed to be doing.
4. “That wasn’t me.”
Trash knocked over?
Pillow on the floor?
Shoe mysteriously relocated?
Your dog has absolutely NO information regarding this investigation.
Please contact their attorney. 😂
5. “Why did you stop rubbing me?”
You rubbed their belly for 17 minutes.
Then you stopped.
This is clearly unacceptable customer service.
6. “The delivery driver is back!”
Your dog:
🚨 ALERT! ALERT! 🚨
“A suspicious individual has approached the castle carrying a package Momma literally ordered herself!”
7. “I need to inspect every bag you bring inside.”
Groceries?
Amazon?
Shopping bags?
Doesn’t matter.
Security inspection required.
King Barkley: “LET ME GET MY STUFF!” 😂
8. “Your bed is actually our bed.”
You purchased it.
You paid for it.
But ownership was transferred to the dog approximately 24 hours after they moved in.
You may have the six inches remaining on the edge.
9. “Why are you taking ANOTHER picture?”
Because you’re adorable.
And Momma has content to create.
Now look at the camera! 😂📸
10. “I Love You.”
This is the one that matters most. ❤️
Dogs may not speak our language, but they communicate love in a hundred different ways.
Following us around.
Waiting by the door.
Resting their head on us.
Bringing us their favorite toy.
Or simply sitting nearby.
Their lives may only be one chapter of ours, but to them, we are their whole world.
So tonight, give your babies an extra hug, belly rub, or treat.
And if you live with a Bulldog…
You might want to give them TWO treats.
Otherwise, you’ll probably be hearing from their attorney. 😂⚖️🐾
👑 King Barkley & Prince Bama
The Royal Bulldogs of Alabama
Now tell us: If YOUR dog could talk, what’s the FIRST thing they would say?
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